Alcoholics Anonymous
Welcome Aboard
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Welcome aboard Flight #202___. (current year)
We are preparing for an on-time
departure into the New Year.
Please make sure your Attitude and Actions are secured and locked in an upbeat and upright position.
All self-destructive thoughts
should be turned off at this time and remain off forever.
Any negativity, hate, and
discouragement must remain completely stowed.
In the unlikely event we lose
Altitude while under pressure, simply reach up and pull down a Prayer.
Prayers will automatically
activate if you have Faith. With Faith, you will be able to assist other
passengers.
There will be NO BAGGAGE
allowed on this flight.
Now, Captain God has cleared us
for takeoff. Our first destination is Love, with continuing stops at Peace and
Joy.
Before you deplane make sure
you don’t leave any of your Hopes and Dreams behind. Once these are lost, they
cannot be reclaimed.
If there’s anything we can do
to make your flight more enjoyable, please do the same by paying it forward. We
wish you a pleasant flight!